Dear Cancer and Heart Disease,
Why don’t you just go away now? Yeah? We’re all kind of sick of having you around, and to be honest, you’re kind of a bummer. Nobody likes you. Not one person. Is that a big enough hint for you to leave? Hope so. Don’t let the door hit you on your way out.
Someone who loves her friends very much and doesn’t like to see you two interfere with their lives, or their family’s lives.